Stroock to China: Drop Dead

So China, we understand you've been talkin' some smack, threatening to sink a carrier or two.

You really wanna go there, bro?

Have you not read the history of the 20th century? 

You know China, we got an entire continent more or less to ourselves. Sure Mexico's annoying, but Canada's a great buddy. We really have a nice set up here.

Then someone goes and thinks they can mess with us. They always regret it.

Before you guys talk shit about us, maybe you oughta speak to the Kaiser, or der Fuhrer or the politburo or Mullah Omar and OBL.

Whoops, my bad, you can't becuase they're all dead. That's how we roll, yo.

Sure the Japanese emperor is still around but that's just us being totally cool after nuking them.

Threats don't make us mad, they just piss us off.

And here's the thing, China, we're really good at toppling tyranny. Again, look at the list. And we like doing it. After we blew the holy fuck out of the Taliban and marched into Kabul we thought, 'Now that we got the juices flowing, who can we take out next?' Then we went and took out Saddam. Go ask him. Ooops, you can't, because we hung the SOB.

So China, watch your mouth and get in step. Or else.

Oh, and we'll take a #4 with extra rice and an egg roll.