Hot for (substitute) Teacher

Via The Daily Caller, we have a case of a hot twenty something substitute teacher schtupping one of her male students.

We do not understand this phenomenon. If she were average looking at best, and wanted to get revenge on the pretty girls for being prettier than she, this would make some sense. But really, what does a hot 25 year old want with a 17 year old boy?

Get yourself a man, honey.

Actually, we were a substitute teacher at Bernards High School, Bernardsville, NJ for seven years. It was an easy gig, six hours, $85 a day. The key was to always pick up the phone and say yes. Always. Once they realized you never turned them down hey'd keep calling. Most mornings about 6 AM the phone would ring, Robin the school secretary was on the other end, 'Hey Will...Joe Foglia...' That's all the info we needed. We're proud to say lots of teachers requested us. I guess they were 'hot' for us. Thanks folks we'll be here all week.

[clap...clap...clap-Ed]

Subs weren't really expected to do much. Hand out an in class assignment, show the movie. Very rarely was one expected to teach.

We always brought our laptop and got a ton of work done. Large swaths of A Line Through the Desert were written and edited within Bernards High. Actually, the Jess character, fiancee to Jake's gunner and best friend was based on a girl there. At least two chapters in To Defend the Earth were begun there as well.

Anyhoo, by the time we left in 2009 Bernards High was getting some new young teachers as the oldsters, and man were they old, were finally retiring or being pushed out. Some of the new teachers were cute too.

[Men or women? We're not judging-Ed]

We never heard anything about the new girls, but man, the stories you'd hear about some of the oldsters back in the day...