Good Sunday morning, to all Stroock's Books Christian faithful except the C of E types. Wankers.
Our sojourn across the dread Hudson River went fine, as did lunch at Epstein's Kosher Deli in Hartsdale. A Stroock family tradition for many, many decades.
So Tucker Carlson has been texting people in the Iranian government and now fears he's about to be arrested. Remember how Trump had Tucker at the White House shortly before the war? There's a lot of wild speculation out there that Trump was using Tucker to feed misinformation to the Iranians. Awesome and hilarious if true. Why not? Exit question: when did Tucker become such a drama queen?
Whatever the truth, Tucker looks horrible. To make this about us, [Great-Ed], that's one of the reasons we stopped writing pithy/newsy articles for the Ruskis. Didn't look good. 'Maxim', we said to our KGB handler at the Kremlin, we said, 'Maxim, if you guys haul off and invade Ukraine, we're not writing for you anymore.' Maxim replied, 'I swear there will be no invasion....comrade.' We miss the gig, and one could make the case that writing pithy/newsy pieces for the Ruskis during the war isn't unethical. But doing so just didn't feel right so we decided nyet to more Ruski articles. We made that decision the December before the invasion.
Actually, it turns out the CIA and MI-6 used us to pass on misinformation to the Kremlin. As a result, the entire politburo met in the Walnut Room just before a squadron of SAS Chinook helicopters landed in Red Square. The SAS torched the Kremlin and tracked the Politburo down to Bunker 42, where they assassinated the lot. We apologize for our complicity in the event.
[Why did you take us through that whole rigmarole again?-Ed] Mostly for the jokes [Jokes?-Ed]. Also we recall that several years ago the Feds were spying on Tucker when he was setting up his Putin interview. See how his story and our story are related? [No-Ed].
Will's Good Idea for the week of 15 March, 2026. We got a few nuke novel short story ideas. We know how they start but have no idea where they're going. Which is fine.
We also got ideas for characters in Thatcher's War seeing riots break out in Belfast; on the telly or radio or some such. Best way to show those riots no? We really want to avoid a street level vivisection of the riots, right? Right?!
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