All right, decent (enough) night's sleep.
A good gym session, yesterday. All our numbers are down though. Is that fatigue or more likely age? One wonders.
Autumn is creeping up on us. As we write this the temp is 55 degrees, Fahrenheit. In support of Trump's economic war on Canada, we're banning Celsius and metric numbers. Socialist bastards. Go eat a moose.
FB tells us that on this day in 2025 we moved Oldest Daughter into college. One year later she knows everything. It's like...[Dealing with 19 year old you?-Ed]. Exactly.
Campaign note: we saw a television commercial in which incumbent GOP congressman Tom Kean touts his support for Medicare and Medicaid. Memos must have gone out arguing that the Dem/DSA axis is vulnerable on healthcare, we suspect. The 90s GOP this is not.
Unrelated...
Sometimes we feel like Sam Rothman at the end of Casino, putting down our pencil and staring forlornly into the distance as we recall the good old days; in our case our adjunct professor days. Sometimes we drive past Raritan Valley Community College and whisper, 'RVCC...RVCC...' We've even toyed with the idea of reapplying.
A friend and former colleague who's still there urges us to do so. We came up with many reasons why we shouldn't. 'You are putting up obstacles to yourself,' our friend said. 'You're goddamn right we are,' we replied.
Lord knows what's in our personnel file. We imagine an interview going something like this, 'It says here you resigned with three weeks left in the semester and when the department head said you can't do that you replied, "Just watch me" Pierre Trudeau style. And later when the department head told you might as well be saying "Do you know who I am?" you replied, "and?" Our words were something like, 'I bring a lot of value to this institution including dozens of articles and six novels and it's about time someone recognized that.'*
This Jason Arday scandal is giving us second thoughts. [Why? Did you think of offing yourself when it all imploded?-Ed] No but we had a stiff drink or three. The great Stephen L Miller supposes that large swaths of academia are defending Arday's plagiarism because they too are plagiarists. Miller is a lot smarter than we [Not hard to be-Ed]. No, Ed, it isn't. Plagiarism must be everywhere in academia.
We have never plagiarized.
And then there's all the woke craziness.
All right, all right. If they called, we'd listen.
They are not going to call.
Our revenge has been literary. Won't some kind soul read Blooms?
DOGE report.
We read through the RAF aerial attack chapter in World War 1990: Thatcher's War. The ground invasion chapter awaits. We approach those chapters with...[Don't say it!-Ed]....great fear and trepidation.
A decent round of editing what we already had in the 5th nuke novel's Soviet sub story. It's looking...okay, but we don't really know how we're getting to where we want to go.
*The adjunct coordinator who triggered the crisis has one book in print with like, two reviews. Screw them.



