Feminism is Always Bad for Women

As reader(s) have no doubt heard, the Miss America Pageant is dropping the swimsuit competition. This is the brainchild of Gretchen Carlson, former Miss America and new head of the pageant.

This is a victory, for...I dunno.

Head Trumpologist Don Surber points out that men don't watch the Miss America Pageant.

Quite Right.

Listen, honey, if I want to see pictures of pretty girls in bikinis I can Google them.

The Miss America Pageant is for women. They can watch, enjoy the hair, makeup, dresses, bikini bods, judge the contestants themselves and live vicariously through them.

Now, not so much.

Feminism is always bad for women.

Below, Donald Trump in 2009 bashing Miss America.