Being a tax-paying, law abiding, lawn mowing, patriotic American, we find the whole 'undocumented alien' PC whitewash sooooo offensive.
Just this week Mrs. Stroock looked at the minivan*and saw the inspection sticker had expired three weeks previously. Since we're law abiding suburbanites we turned on the Drudge Siren.
Here in New Jersey one has to take one's car to a state inspection center and must provide, what's the word?....DOCUMENTATION just to get inspected. Well we looked in the glove compartment and saw the all important insurance card and registration were out of date.**
We activated the AoS Flaming skull of Death and sprung into action. One simply does not drive in NJ without one's insurance card and registration. The Fuzz are just dying to ticket one for that.
We immediately printed out a new insurance card and then headed down to the MVS**
and got a new copy of the reg. $5. They were very helpful.
That afternoon we went down to the inspection station and got the third...what's that word again? DOCUMENT required for driving our minivan.
We passed by the way.
So we don't want to hear undocumented ever again.
*It's a sweet ride. Also, no cop ever pulled over a middle aged man in a minivan with three little girls. 'Sir, license, reg and proof of insurance...and sir, please turn off the Taylor Swift.'
**Major Dad fail. We hang our head in shame.
***DMV to you civilians. I dunno.
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