Telemarketer: Did you press '1' to lower your interest rate?
Stroock: You don't sound Indian. You're not Indian, are you?
Telemarketer: No, sir.
Stroock: You sound Chinese.
Telemarketer: Yes, sir. That's right.
Stroock: You know we kicked your asses in the Korean war.
Telemarketer: Sorry, sir?
Stroock: Ever hear of the Battle of the Imjun?...Hello?
William Stroock (as in Stroock's Books)
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