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We here at William Stroock dot blogspot dot come have had a great week.

First, with the White House kitchen staff on furlough, Trump says, 'You know what? Let's order out' and delivers what statistically speaking is the greatest college football national championship luncheon buffet ever.

Then he takes away Nancy's jet.

I can't believe how awesome President Trump is right now.

He's literally broken the scale, scoring a 10.1 out of 10. 

This was thought to be impossible on Earth, though experiments aboard the International Space Station indicated it might be possible in zero gravity.

Scientists are baffled.