Gout!

Look who's back:

Absolutely debilitating and takes an act of will just to pick yourself up to get to the phone. As painful as giving birth.

Brought on by working out three out of four days and getting dehydrated.*

Thank you cortisone. Thank you. 

*25 on the treadmill, 15 on the rope pully thing, 15 on the bike, 15 on the rowing machine.