New Stroocks

New Editions:

Cat names rejected:
Trump & Pence (with extreme prejudice)
Donald and Melania (seriously?)
Angus and Malcolm (you're not that good a player)
Ivanka and Jerrold (just stop)
Cheney & Rumsfeld (what year is it?)
Mattingly & Winfield (clever, in a 1985 kind of way)
Ron and Nancy (ok, no.)
Harolda and William (who?)
Hetfield and Ulrich (well, they are pussies)

Names accepted:

London and Paris.