Telemarketer: Did you call to get a reduced rate on your credit card?
Stroock: Yes. I'm also calling to ask if you voted for Nehendra Modi.
Telemarketer: He is a terrorist pig.
Stroock: Oh, I'm sorry. Are you calling out of Karachi and not Delhi?
Telemarketer: Yes! How did you know?
William Stroock (as in Stroock's Books)
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