Saving Private Abedin

Huma Abedin, Hillary!'s young lesbian concubine, is about to suffer the fate of all those no longer of use to the Clintons. She should ask Lani Guinier, Joycelyn Elders, Webb Hubbel, Bill Richardson and host of others what happens next.

Huma is about to be cast out into the wasteland by the coldest, most heartless, reptilian, ice-villain to ever slither out from under the rocks.

To be sure we are talking about a Saudi raised and trained of somewhat limited talents. Huma knows all the right people, in this case the Clintons, but they no longer want to know Huma.

Despite never holding a real job, and never having to make her own way, Huma does have options or option I should say.

Huma should run for her husband's old congressional seat.

Think about it. For starters she's got the Islamist vote sown up. She'll also has the self loathing Jew vote locked away. The careerist gals of her district will looooove this.

Think of the media bio: put upon, wronged woman runs for office. How many of the harpies reading the teleprompter at WCBS, WNBC and WABC have the same bio? I bet its most of them. The press is going to looooove this story. It writes itself, no? Lord knows these people can't do any writing themselves.

She'll win.

From there the options just open up. Independent congressmuslim. Permanent seat in Congress held as personal property ala Adam Clayton Powell or Charles Rangel or stepping stone to higher office. Two branches there, either mayor of NYC (oh there's a story) or US Senate. The later is a race to see who can get in position to replace Chuck Schummer, our own Huma or Web Hubell's daughter Chelsea.

Yes, your humble writer will just looooove that!

So go for it Huma. You know all the right people in NYC and the Muslim Brotherhood. I'll support you.

I'm Huma Abedin and I approved this message!