Stephen Kolburt is a Bitch

So the trained seals in the Colbert audience didn't get the memo that Oceana has always been at war with East Asia:

No fishy for these saps.

This puts us in mind of, what is for us, an old classic:

Boy the Dems are going off the deep end here.

My recommendations are as follows: avoid tap water at all costs and maintain Purity of Essence. Drink pure rainwater or distilled grain alcohol.

Oh and Mandrake for director, FBI.