Trump's Great Day

First, Inspector General Michael Horowitz releases a report showing FBI Deputy Director Andy McCabe lied in his own interviews with the FBI and the IG. This is the first blow against the Mueller Fake Probe as IG Horowitz will be issuing many reports on this matter.

Second, James Comey's book is already a stinker. Fox New's Chris Wallace says there nothing knew in the tome and calls it 'bitchy'.

Third, last night the United States, Great Britain and France launched air and Tomahawk strikes against Assad's chemical weapons infrastructure in Syria. Trump established a redline, gathered a coalition and struck. Putin had no choice but to get his forces out of the way.

Always trust Trump. Never bet against Trump. Don't get sick of winning.

Stephen Kolburt is a Bitch

So the trained seals in the Colbert audience didn't get the memo that Oceana has always been at war with East Asia:

No fishy for these saps.

This puts us in mind of, what is for us, an old classic:

Boy the Dems are going off the deep end here.

My recommendations are as follows: avoid tap water at all costs and maintain Purity of Essence. Drink pure rainwater or distilled grain alcohol.

Oh and Mandrake for director, FBI.