The Trump Administration and Ambassador Haley simply explained reality to the UN and the Arabs. Jerusalem is the capital of Israel.
Sometimes you really have to wonder what is wrong with these people. What does reality mean in a region where hundreds of millions think Mossad controls the US, Imams proclaim the world is flat and the Saudi government funds textbooks explaining all the scientific truths in the Koran.
With that in mind here are four bits of Arab....we don't don't even know what to call it...Arab insanity?
1-The Khartoum Statement: After the Israelis deep fried the Arab's kabob in the '67 War the Arab League met at Khartoum and issued its infamous 'Three No's'; no peace, no negotiation, no recognition.
2-Egyptian Delusions: Did you know that the Egyptians think they won the '73 War? Stop laughing....no stop. Yes its true. We've patiently explained to more than one Egyptian that the Israelis took their Sphinx and neutered it. Ok, I guess Egypt won, if by winning you mean watching the Israelis smash one Egyptian army on the east bank of Suez, cross over to the west bank, smash another army and let the survivors go out of the goodness of their little Hebrew hearts. By that standard the Egyptians have 'won' four wars with the Israelis.
3- Al Jazeera, et al: When Arab 'news' networks, faker than CNN by the way, broadcast from Jerusalem they always say they are broadcasting from 'Occupied Jerusalem'.
4- Andy McNabb. In his book, Bravo Two Zero, SAS commando Andy McNabb explains that when he was captured he couldn't convince the Iraqis that he wasn't Israeli until he dropped his pants and showed them he wasn't circumcised. Seriously.
Let's wrap this up with our new favorite joke:
After the '67 war the Soviets summon Nasser to Moscow to explain the unholy shelacking they just took. Nasser says, 'Gentlemen you have it all wrong. We have studied Soviet tactics and history and your Great Patriotic War. We have lured the Jews into the Sinai...now we wait for winter!'
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