If the Jew is so Clever...

...Then explain Senator Diane Feinstein.

The Times of Israel tells us that Feinstein is mad. At Israel

Senator Dianne Feinstein said she was “deeply disappointed” in Nikki Haley, the US ambassador to the United Nations, for stopping the UN Security Council from investigating Israeli actions on the border with the Gaza Strip.

“I’m deeply disappointed in Ambassador Haley’s decision to block a UN inquiry into yesterday’s events,” Feinstein, who is Jewish, said Tuesday in a statement. “Without question there should be an independent investigation when the lives of so many are lost.”

Feinstein faces a primary challenge from the left so she tacks left. Meanwhile, Bernie Sanders shows us he is a socialist before he is a Jew:

Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders, in a video posted on social media, also juxtaposed the embassy opening with the violence on the Gaza border. “The embassy move brought tensions to a boiling point,” the Sanders video said. 

Which is wrong but fine. However:

The video described the protesters as “demanding an end to the ten-year blockade” Israel imposed on the Strip after a season of intensive rocket fire on Israel, “an end to the occupation, and the right to return to their former homes inside Israel.”

Which is just meshuga. Again, 18 year Mohamed bin Suliman Mohamed al Mohamed has no more right to his great grandfather's house in Haifa than William Stroock has to William Eisman's house in Westphalia. This so called 'right of return'* was cooked up by Yasser Arafat** as a way to scupper the 2000 peace negotiations becuase Ehud Barrack was about to cave in and give the PLO everything it demanded.

[Run on a lot?-Ed]

Ok, ok, we admit it. This has less to do with intelligence, heck, were willing to chalk it up to 84 year old Diane Feintein's dementia***, and more to do with the Democrat Party.

In 2018, these are the Democrats, siding with Hamas and the UN over Israel.

*See how I got in 'so called' and scare quotes?

**Homosexual leader of the PLO who died of AIDS.

***Unconfirmed.

The American Shiva

Nikki Haley the Sikh-American former governor of South Carolina and current ambassador to the UN has unleashed rhetorical destruction upon that body:

We think we're in love.

[Oh god, not again-Ed]

We haven't been this aroused by a politician since Sarah Palin.

[Yeah, and how's she doing these days?-Ed]

She's pretty, but there's something about an Indian-American woman and that southern accent...

[You need some alone time, don't you?-Ed]

Do I ever.

[Couple minutes outta do it! Thanks folks, I'll be here all week!-Ed]

Anyway we say to Ambassador Haley, well done, Madam.

This morning Fox News was talking about the speech with Congressman Pete Hesgeth. The Congressman called the UN a Marxist, Jew hating toilet. We couldn't agree more and suggest the City of New York seize the building and turn it into low rent housing.

[First person to trace that Science Fiction reference gets a free copy of the book of their choice, post in the comments-Ed]

Anyhoo, Hesgeth echoed an idea we've had for a long time. Let's pull out of the UN and form a League of Democracies to do what the UN should be doing but without the taint of all those crap-hole dictator nations.

We'll start with the English Speaking Peoples and once the organization is off the ground we'll allow other nations to apply for membership. Nations like France, Germany and Belgium (which isn't really a nation at all) will have to go through a long vetting process to see if they qualify for membership.

Of course the English Speaking Peoples have a long track record of doing good in the world, don't we?

Ye to Ambassador Haley

Tuesday Tally, Arab  Insanity Edition

The Trump Administration and Ambassador Haley simply explained reality to the UN and the Arabs. Jerusalem is the capital of Israel.

Sometimes you really have to wonder what is wrong with these people. What does reality mean in a region where hundreds of millions think Mossad controls the US, Imams proclaim the world is flat and the Saudi government funds textbooks explaining all the scientific truths in the Koran.

With that in mind here are four bits of Arab....we don't don't even know what to call it...Arab insanity?

1-The Khartoum Statement: After the Israelis deep fried the Arab's kabob in the '67 War the Arab League met at Khartoum and issued its infamous 'Three No's'; no peace, no negotiation, no recognition.

2-Egyptian Delusions: Did you know that the Egyptians think they won the '73 War? Stop laughing....no stop. Yes its true. We've patiently explained to more than one Egyptian that the Israelis took their Sphinx and neutered it. Ok, I guess Egypt won, if by winning you mean watching the Israelis smash one Egyptian army on the east bank of Suez, cross over to the west bank, smash another army and let the survivors go out of the goodness of their little Hebrew hearts. By that standard the Egyptians have 'won' four wars with the Israelis.

3- Al Jazeera, et al: When Arab 'news' networks, faker than CNN by the way, broadcast from Jerusalem they always say they are broadcasting from 'Occupied Jerusalem'.

4- Andy McNabb. In his book, Bravo Two Zero, SAS commando Andy McNabb explains that when he was captured he couldn't convince the Iraqis that he wasn't Israeli until he dropped his pants and showed them he wasn't circumcised. Seriously.

Let's wrap this up with our new favorite joke:

After the '67 war the Soviets summon Nasser to Moscow to explain the unholy shelacking they just took. Nasser says, 'Gentlemen you have it all wrong. We have studied Soviet tactics and history and your Great Patriotic War. We have lured the Jews into the Sinai...now we wait for winter!'