Thursday Q & A

Interviewer: Thanks for coming
Stroock: You're welcome.
Interviewer: In a previous post you claimed to have once been a White House intern.
Stroock: Yes
Interviewer: Were you a White House intern?
Stroock: Da, Comrade.
Interviewer: Are you speaking in that stupid accent because you think the Clinton's are communists?
Stroock: No. The Clinton's are crooks and sexual predators, but not commies.  I just like to.
Interviewer: Moving on....
Stroock: Please.
Interviewer: I don't understand. These internships go to the best and brightest. What were you doing in 1994?
Stroock: Attending Wesley College and majoring in Fraternity.
Interviewer: So what made you among the best and brightest?
Stroock: Absolutely nothing.
Interviewer: So.....
Stroock: White House internships go to the best and brightest and the well connected, my sweet summer child. Don't forget the well connected.
Interviewer: You were well connected?
Stroock: [Laughs mockingly] No but my grandfather is.
Interviewer: Is? He's still alive?
Stroock: I know, right.
Interviewer: To whom was your grandfather connected?
Stroock: I'd rather not say.
Interviewer: Please?
Stroock: No.
Interviewer: So what did you do in the White House?
Stroock: I bounced around a lot. Answered phones. For a while I worked in that office that handles tour requests for senators. The REJECTED rubber stamp was fun to use on a request from a senator who had been in office for three terms and used to work for JFK.
Interviewer: Jerk.
Stroock: Yeah.
Interviewer: Did you meet Bill?
Stroock: Yeah, once. Oh! also Socks the Cat.
Interviewer: Oh my, Socks the Cat. Travelling among the powerful were you.
Stroock: Now there's no need to be condescending
Interviewer: Isn't there? Getting back on point. Any insights into Bill's White House?
Stroock: Yes. There were no ugly women.
Interviewer: None?
Stroock: None. Except for the token disabled ones. Yikes.
Interviewer: Asshole.
Stroock: Sorry, I thought you knew.
Interviewer: I think we're done here.
Stroock: Get the hell out of here!
Interviewer: Love too. One thing.
Stroock: Yeah?
Interviewer: Would it have killed you to wear pants?
Stroock: Don't act like you don't like what your looking at.
Interviewer: Hey, this door wont open.
Stroock: Heh, heh, heh.
Interviewer: Please sit down. Don't come over here! Wait...what are you...