Still Pussies

Holy Merde.

We must admit we are surprised by the depth and depths of Macron's victory.

Seriously this might be the most French thing that's ever happened. That man is a metro-sexual beta or there's no such thing as same, most likely closeted, and married to his former HS teacher. In America what Mrs Macron did to her husband is a crime, but in France I guess its just vive le Difference!

She must peg him, right?

[Why do you even know what that is, ed?]

So the great anti-globalist wave is concentrated in the English speaking world, Brexit, Trump,etc. It only makes sense that the wave would beak up upon the shores of le continent. The anti-globalist sentiment is strongest  there in the Netherlands, where Geert Wilders (PHUH) placed second in this year's elections.  The Nederlanders are the least worst of the Europeans. Oh hell, they're a fine country, and I'm not just saying that because Stroock is a Dutch name and I'm from the Hudson River Valley. Free and open, these are the people that invented the joint stock corporation, which among things enabled their merchants to finance expeditions throughout the world.

Aside from our Nederlander friends It's the English speaking people taking a stand against the Order Internationale. It always is. German Imperialism, Fascism, Communism, now the Global Elite.

So it only makes sense that the French would reject Le Pen and side with the sexual assault survivor.

Let's look at this nation's record. The bloody frogs are on their fifth constitution. Of course they overthrew a king in the name of liberte, egalite, fraternity, only to install an emperor. They got their asses kicked in World War I, surrendered in World War Two, collaborated throughout, lost in Vietnam, lost in Algeria, had a spate of military terrorism and damn near a military coup...They stayed out of the war on terror only to become its focus. About the only thing they did right was blow up the Rainbow Warrior and they even screwed that up.

And when Macon made his great post election march at the Loov (we insist on spelling it as pronounced), he did it to the EU anthem nationale:

God Bless America...
They defend our ungrateful asses...
They've got eleven carrier battle groups....
We've only got two...
And now our Muslims are driving out le Jew...

It's possible I've embellished at least some of those lyrics.

France collaborates with Germany once again. Vive le Merkel!