Tuesday Tally

Pakistan Edition

Via Fox News, President Trump tells us what we already know. Pakistan Sucks:

And:

The Trump administration has decided to withhold millions in military aid to Pakistan as the president accuses the Muslim-majority nation of harboring terrorists and telling “lies” to the United States. 

“The United States does not plan to spend the $255 million in [Fiscal Year] 2016 Foreign Military Financing for Pakistan at this time,” a National Security Council official told Fox News on Monday. 

The official added, “The president has made clear that the United States expects Pakistan to take decisive action against terrorists and militants on its soil, and that Pakistan’s actions in support of the South Asia Strategy will ultimately determine the trajectory of our relationship, including future security assistance.”

With this in mind, here are five reasons to drop Pakistan like a bad Kebab:

1: The Pakistanis are duplicitous bastards who support the Taliban and al Qaida. Remember, the ISI helped found the Taliban. The nation is a massive safe haven for our enemies.
2: It was an open secret that Bin Laden was living in Abbotabad.
3: The average Pakistani hates America. 
4: Great nations do not let pissant nations treat them the way Pakistan treats us. the British Empire wouldn't stomach this, neither would the Romans. I don't even want to think about what Alexander would do to these people.
5: Dropping Pakistan will draw us closer to India, our true and natural ally in the region.