Thursday, February 8, 2018

Budget Deal, Budget Steal

So the Senate has a budget deal which we presume Paul Ryan (R, Massengill ) will strong-arm through the House.

There's a ton of defense spending in the bill and we understand the Dems got money for transgendered transition training centers and minority self esteem playgrounds. We also hear they earmarked $500,000 for UC-Berkeley's new Lesbian Poets of Kurdistan program. 

Congratulations.

Until Paul Ryan axes funding for the commies at NPR and PBS we are uninterested in these budget fights. Those perverts want us Normies to die in a fire but the nancy-boys in the House won't even touch their sinecures.

['Us Normies'? Wanna go through your search history?-Ed]

The True Believers in the House Freedom Caucus are balking at the spending increases but these are really small potatoes. Something like 2/3rds of non-discretionary spending is Medicare and Social Security. That's where the action is.

Fixing social security is easy. Just raise the age. In a perfect world we would make ineligible anyone born between 15 September, 1945 and 22 November, 1963. But we have mommy and daddy issues and recognize our bias on the matter.

We don't even know where to begin on Medicare.

This is a decent deal GOP, take it.

Also the budget deal takes away Dem leverage in DACA negotiations and splits the leadership from the base on the DIM (Decedents of Illegal Migrants) issue.

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