Monday Metal: Just put a Bullet in my Guitar

The print issue of Guitar Player Magazine, which we get copies of for some reason*, has a big feature on Greta Van Fleet's Jake Kiszka.

Do they sound like Led Zeppelin? Gee I dunno:

That video is just depressing as hell. 

There's a granny in a shawl for Christ sake!... A granny in a shawl.

The old guy in the purple shirt looks like he oughta be talking about storming Normandy Beach.  Ok fine, Frozen Chosin, but still.

Who the fuck are these geezers commenting on Rock & Roll?

I'm gonna go shoot my guitar and put it out of its misery.

Robert Plant knows himself when he hears it:

Of course in the Decline and Fall of Western Civilization Part II: The Metal Years, Lemmy said 'it's all derivative' and he's right.

We've sung Greta Van Fleet's praises before. And well, besides:

Not bad for a 44 year old schlub playing for his 8 yr old, eh?

*Seriously, we have no idea why this magazine shows up in the mail.