Stroocksim

Mrs. Stroock: I'm taking the oldest out to get a new backpack for school.
Me: She just got a new backpack last year.
Mrs. Stroock: Oh daddy....how uncool would it be for her to use the same backpack as last year?
Me: I used the same backpack from 7th grade right up until sophomore year of college when REDACTED upchucked all over it. I can still see that pickle lying there...