David: Sir, did you press one to save on your credit card interest rate?
Stroock: Yes, I did, David. What are you wearing?
David: What am I wearing?
Stroock: Yes, David. I'm wearing a red, white and blue speedo, and they DO NOT hide my thunder.
David: Becuase, sir, you can save a lot of money on interest rates.
Stroock: I don't want to talk about interest rates, David. I want to talk about what's in my pants. And in yours.
The sad thing about this? You were not joking.
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