CNN Sucks

We took a lot of heat yesterday for our comedic post calling for the death of journalists.

Just kidding, nobody reads this fucking blog.

It was a joke people. On three levels our call for the death of journalists was a joke: meta, comedic and real life.

First the meta. We referenced a very funny Mathew McConaughey bit from The Wolf of Wall Street. 

Second, the comedic bit, we applied the reference in a most inappropriate way.

Third the real world, we revealed something very real: we hate journalists.

Comedy must needs always have an element of real life. In fact one could argue that this blog is one big comedy experiment. Those who grew up with us would all get the joke.

Anyway, we do hate journalists, and when we say CNN sucks, remember, we know what we're talking about.