Stroockism

Mrs. Stroock: What have you been taking for your foot?
Stroock: That Advil over there.
Mrs. Stroock [picks up bottle]: These Advil?
Stroock: Yeah.....?
Mrs. Stroock: You know these are for menstrual cramps.
Stroock [shurgs]: So I've got that covered too.
Mrs. Stroock: I'm calling the Man-Police. 
Stroock: You better. Have you seen Blooms?