Bad..Bad...Lawrence Taylor

So the other day some moron in the media compared current Chicago Bears Linebacker Khalil Mack to Legendary NY Giants Linebacker Lawrence Taylor.

Our first thought was, who said that? Taylor doesn't know, does he?

For those who don't know (this means YOU, Europe) Lawrence Taylor is the greatest linebacker of all time and arguably the greatest football player who ever lived.*

Now we realize we just spoke a lot of gobbledygook to William Stroock dot BlogSpot dot com's international readers. Context below:

LT, as he was called, is just shoving linemen out of his way, running right through not one but two blockers. Taylor is doing things that human beings should not be able to do.

As the defensive coordinator, Bill Belichik didn't build the Giants' defense around Taylor, he just schemed the defense and Taylor did whatever he wanted. LT always said when in doubt, rush the quarterback.

Khalil Mack...Jesus Christ.

Quoth LT, 'Ya'll better hope I don't never get back out there Imma gonn kick your fucking ass!'

*Jim Brown, Joe Montana, Jerry Rice.
** The badest before LT was Deacon Jones, who was one bad dude.