Opa!

Being an Eagles fan Mrs. Stroock is in a good mood this morning so we thought we'd bring something up that's been on our mind for a while.

You people see that?:

That's the fancy china. That's the good stuff. That's the 'Granpa is coming over and it's probably going to be his last Kwanzaa* stuff.'

[Kwanzaa?-Ed]

Whatever.

In 20 years of marriage we've broken out the fancy china once.

That china and massive cabinet do little more than take up space.

Stroock: We never use the china.
Mrs. Stroock: So?
Stroock: Let's re-task it.
Mrs. Stroock: For what?
Stroock: Skeet shooting.
Mrs. Stroock: No.
Stroock: Greek wedding?
Mrs. Stroock: You're done.

*Those sons-a-bitches stole the menorah- Mark Stroock II