I got the Blooms

So Blooms is moving....not very much actually.

This surprises us not at all.

Will knows what his readers want; alternate history, alien invasion, and the Israelis blowing the fuck out of Iranian shit.

[What are you, 17?-Ed]

Blooms ain't that.

[No it ain't.-Ed]

Blooms was a special project we incrementally worked on for three years. During that time we published three novels, all of which will sell better than Blooms ever will.

Still, as the years go by people will pick it up. And who knows, maybe one day Blooms will be a Lifetime movie of the week.

[Lifetime? How far into the menstrual cycle are you?-Ed]