Tuesday Tally

Nine Questions asked during a Chindian Super Bowl party:

I-What does this second and eight mean?
(We explain downs and yardage)

II-Would you like another beer?
(We answer Yes, please)

III-If the NFL is celebrating 100 years why is this only the 53rd Super Bowl?
(We explain NFL/AFL merger)

IV-Why do they use Roman numerals?
(We Explain that it looks cool)

V-Why is the coach always talking into a headset?
(We explain coordinators, observers and such)

VI-Why is there not much scoring?*
(We explain pro-offense rules changing since mid 2000)

VII-Is the curry paneer too spicy for you?
(We answer no)

VIII-How is this Tom Brady always in the Super Bowl?
(We explain his greatness, using Gisele as an example)

IX-Is American football related to rugby?
(We answer probably not)

*Most of our neighbors immigrated here in the mid 2000s and have never seen a Super Bowl defensive slug fest.