Tuesday Tally New Jersey

Look folks, New Jersey ain't exactly got a good rep. We've lived here since 2001 and can say with confidence, 'Deservedly so.'

With New Jersey's general suckitude in mind, here are five things that make New Jersey suck.

Crumbling Infrastructure: The states four-lane highways are ugly and inadequate. Route 206 from Bridgewater to Trenton is a traffic nightmare through town after town. Endless strip malls, some 50 years old, assail the eye. The Soprano's captures it pretty good.
Traffic Circles: We thought DC had horrible traffic circles thanks, Pierre L'Enfant! But no. Monsiuer L'Enfant ain't got nothing on Summerville Circle, just a mile down the road from Casa de Stroock. They might as well put a police shack in the middle for the daily wrecks. For fuck sake it has it's own Wikipedia entry.*
Jug Handles: And what the fuck is with the jug handles for U and left turns? When we first moved here people would give us directions and say things like, 'So you take the jug handle....' and we'd be like, 'You take what now?' Who's fuck up were those? 
Jersey Shore: As soon as we saw the promos we thought, 'Awww fuck. So these five morons can reinforce that stereotype.'
It's Expensive as Fuck: High taxes, high cost of living. For what we paid for our home we could have gotten at least two in a nice state like say, Texas or Tennessee. Not you California, you suck too.

[Kiss-ass -Ed]

*To the left of the photo is John Basilone's house.