The Sharpest

The proto-Nazi wannabes on Gab have been floating this of late:

We have no idea if this is a genuine Hugo Boss ad from 1934, but we think it'd be hilarious if it were. After all Mercedes and BMW were building tanks during the war. Why not?

[It's a gag -Ed]

Whatever.

We've always maintained the Nazis were sharp dressers. 

We'd like to take Nazi fashion a step further, and imagine the Third Reich fielded an NFL team. What would the uniforms look like?

We think a white jersey with red lettering and black pants at home, and simple steel greys on the road, just like the New York Yankees. A swastika is too obvious for the helmet logo. Why not the Reich Eagle?