7-29-19 In New Jersey

These damn Millennials must be stopped! Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer is selling an alcoholic coffee and New Jersey is one of the test markets.

Why are you doing this to us?

NJ.com's Jeremy Schneider is rightfully indignant, “Uh, why?” I (and probably everyone else) thought. What’s next, Starbucks brewing light beer, or Miller High Life crafting a spiked iced tea?'

Good lord man, don't give the bastards any ideas.

Look, Millennials, PBR is postwar piss-water that one's uncle drank becuase he didn't know any better and the micro-brew revolution was decades away. This blog wouldn't water its plants with PBR.

We shake our head more in sadness than anger. We like to stick up for you Millennials but sometimes...