Monday, August 5, 2019

Maureen Dowd is Always Bad for Women

Via head Trumpologist Don Surber, Maureen Dowd is aroused...sexually:
"Bathed in a golden glow, Brad Pitt plays a world-weary stunt man and handyman to Leo’s Western star, Rick Dalton. Pitt’s character is a former war hero in the great mid-century tradition of American cinema. He reflects many of the values that America once proudly stood for: toughness without belligerence, charm without smarminess, loyalty without question. He is masculine yet chivalrous. The iconic performance evokes other movie exemplars of the American male: Humphrey Bogart in 'Casablanca,' Paul Newman in 'Cool Hand Luke,' Steve McQueen in 'Bullitt,' Clint Eastwood in 'Dirty Harry.' (Pitt’s significant other is a pit bull named Brandy — another contrast with Trump, who avoids dogs.)"
Dowd goes on to compare Pitt's character to...President Trump. Of course Trump is a real-estate mogul, television star and President of the United States. You're damn right Dowd has fantasized about the President grabbing her pussy.

Remember back in the 90's when Dowd struggled with that strange tingling she felt when Bill Clinton was on TV? Remember all that time she spent writing about Ken Starr? How about all those barbs against W's Texasness. She loathed it. Yeah, sure she did.

Ahhh...the Spinster Dowd, forever trying to understand why she is alone and childless.

Remember, Feminism is always bad for women.

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