Texas Blue? Not When You're Crazy

Drudge warns once again that Texas may turn blue. We admit that Texas isn't as Red as it used to be but insist people are making a yuuge mistake here.

This idea of Texas Blue is based on the Texiera-Judas theory of the Emerging Democrat Majority, first proffered in 2002. The theory is that demography is destiny. That is, as Texas becomes more Hispanic, it will gradually turn blue. 

Dems, as obsessed with race now as they were in 1860 or 1960, assume race is the determining factor. Being Marxists too, Dems should understand that class is more important than race.

Don't believe us, reader(s). Ok lemme aske you some questions. You go to church? You have three or four kids? You work with your hands? You like NASCAR?  Gun enthusiast? If the answer to those is YES, then you and I both know how your voting.

Let's go even deeper: Starbucks or Dunkin' Donuts?*

By the way, last we saw, Trump's approval rating with Hispanics was 49%. In 2018 Rick Scott won....49% of the Hispanic vote in Florida.

The task of turning Texas blue, always monumental, is made even more monumental by the Dems being absolutely freakin' nuts. Sorry, but did anyone else watch the Dem 'climate change' debate?**

Good lord, what if they have a debate on QWERTY issues or, come laugh with me....race! It will take Fauxcahontas 30 seconds to say 'reparations'.

Texas Blue? So yeah, uh, no.

*Ohhh....I'm sorry. The correct answer was Dunkin' Donuts, you degenerate, hipster douche bag.
**Communist hoax. Environmentalists are like watermelons, green on the outside, red in the middle. Explain the Medieval Warm Period, motherfuckers.