Decision North

It's election day in Canada.

Polls indicate the conservatives will win a majority of seats. But will they win enough? 

In the last few days Justin has been running Operation Fear, warning about scary conservatives like Ontario premier Doug Ford and....Donald Trump. Remember Canadian Lib-Progs resent and envies the United States.

We had expressed fears that this was a repeat of Barry's 2012 election strategy of turning out every last Lena Dunham loving vomit breathed skank to vote for him. That strategy worked. But after consulting with our man on the ground in Canada, we now believe that this is a last ditch, flailing attempt by Justin to save his job.

We think that the election will return a narrow majority for the conservatives or a minority government, which will open a whole can of warms. Remember, a leftist will never accept defeat and go quietly and Justin's fellatio experts in the CBC are already laying the groundwork for him to stay if the cons win a minority.

We shall see if Stroock's Law about conservatives being underestimated in polls still holds up north. If it does, then Justin will have time to visit his biological father's grave in Cuba.