Terminate This: Part Un

We haven't really bothered with any of the Terminator movies since T-2 which we wrote about here. Nut graph as the J-school losers say, T-2 was the most enjoyable movie experience of our life.

We did watch T-3 and thought it was...not terrible (said with an uptalking question mark). Making the Terminator a chick was boring. But she was ever so slighly big in the hips and we kinds dig that...

[!@#$ knobhead-Ed]

Anyway, we saw the commercials for Dark Fate, and while having zero faith the movie would be any good, did think the idea of a Terminator hunting Sarah Connor was pretty cool. So did Breitbart's John Nolte. 

Nolte, who is right about everything, is certainly right about this:

One of the many questions Dark Fate has to answer is what Sarah Connor has been doing since 1991, since the end of Terminator 2: Judgment Day. As I mentioned in my review, it’s actually a cool answer. It turns out that before Skynet was destroyed in T2, they managed to send back a bunch of Terminators, stragglers if you will, and Connor’s dedicated her life to destroying them. Like I mentioned before, that’s a concept that might have made for a pretty cool movie: a stripped out, Logan-style, down-and-dirty genre feature… A weathered, aging, grieving, emotionally empty, alcoholic Sarah Connor roaming the world as a Terminator hunter. Sarah Connor is now a Terminator. If done right, I’d pay to see that twice.

Kinda cool, right? Needless to say, they fuck up the entire movie. 

Terminator-2, a damn near perfect movie, ended the saga perfectly. Stop fucking around with it!

We'll be discussing Terminator all this week here at William Stroock dot blogspot dot com.

[Don't say, I'll be back-Ed]

Ok. Hasta la Vista, baby.

[SMH-Ed]