Tuesday, February 25, 2020

Ciao Coronavirus

Alert readers know the Coronavirus has progressed to Italy.

Our man on the ground there is sending us updates for as long as communications remain open. 

He has expressed satisfaction that Italy is making headlines. They have a few hundred cases and seven deaths. Authorities there have not identified patient-zero. Right now Florence is the epicenter. Our correspondent is more worried about Iran. 

Overall he makes the Italian horn symbol, points then to the ground to ward of the devil, and sips his cappuccino as nonchalantly as possibly. 'Eh.'

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