They should have shot the band playing on a movie set and shelled out for a couple of porn stars to vamp for the camera. We'd suggest, say, Jenna Haze or Stella Cox, whom we understand to be adult film actresses, you see. Gentlemen should feel free to opine in the comments.
William Stroock (as in Stroock's Books)
Monday, February 10, 2020
Monday Metal: Greta Van Fleet Edition
When Greta Van Fleet tries to be Led Zeppelin, they really try to be Led Zeppelin:
The result is the above nonsensical mess. The video is Led Zeppeliny but matches the song not at all.
They should have shot the band playing on a movie set and shelled out for a couple of porn stars to vamp for the camera. We'd suggest, say, Jenna Haze or Stella Cox, whom we understand to be adult film actresses, you see. Gentlemen should feel free to opine in the comments.
They should have shot the band playing on a movie set and shelled out for a couple of porn stars to vamp for the camera. We'd suggest, say, Jenna Haze or Stella Cox, whom we understand to be adult film actresses, you see. Gentlemen should feel free to opine in the comments.
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Were they referencing Asimov's Nightfall, Star Wars or Dune?
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