New Hampshire?

New Hampshire!

And so our stupid party nomination process continues...

Polls show Bloomberg gaining ground. Maybe he's 3rd, maybe he's 2nd?*

Lets see, how does one judge this? On the one hand, Bloomberg is surging. On the other hand, he's blown a quarter of a billion dollars to finish 3rd. Foreign reader(s), Bloomberg's ads are annoyingly and persistently ubiquitous. You can't watch a sporting event without seeing them. NFL, NBA, even the XFL. Why just the other day we were watching ESPN-8 the Ocho…If it's on TV, it's Bloomberg. On the gripping hand** this blog believes the party of Bernie Sanders, Ilhan Omar and the rest of the Mos Eisley Cantina will never nominate a Jewish billionaire oligarch who liked stopping and frisking black guys and, oh, by the way, used to be a GOP.

We have no predictions except chaos. 

At least they can't screw up the vote counting in a straight-up election, right? Right?

*Up-talked on that one.
**Come on, people, that is some serious science fiction referencing.