What Will Watched:...That Woman

Everyone reading this saw Pelosi tear up the president's speech. Our apolitical wife said, 'really?' A fit of pique and impotent rage. A tantrum. We kept our eyes on...that woman all night. When Pelosi wasn't chewing her dentures she was signaling the feminist harpies in her caucus. We saw Pelosi visibly restrain herself from shaking her head and, we're sure of it, interrupting the president. What was that gesture those white suited, screeching femcels made about halfway through? We thought they were doing the chomping crocodile dance but that may just be because our youngest daughter's favorite stuffed animal right now is a crocodile named Chomp. An utterly disgraceful night for...that woman. She should resign. She'll be out of a job next January anyway.