What Will's Watching

XFL, Week 3: The New York Guardians suck. We caught some of the St. Louis Battle Hawks game. Great name. Nice colors. The fans of St. Louis really turned out. The play is decent, the game is watchable. Problem is we just don't care about any of these teams or players. For the 3rd Saturday afternoon in a row the XFL put us to sleep. It's not entirely the league's fault. We're middle-aged and the afternoons are deadly. We'd done a bunch of man-things around the house. It was a nice powernap, maybe 35 minutes, you know the kind where one is still semi-aware of what's going on?