Tuesday, March 31, 2020

America to New Yorkers: Drop Dead

New Yorkers are taught to loath the rest of the country. We know. We were one. 

You know how Kentucky don't want no Hoosiers in their state, and any good LSU fan would have to think long and hard before throwing a life preserver to a drowning Alabama fan? These are intense, but friendly rivalries. 

But New Yorkers mean it. They really loath the rest of the country. Civilization stops at the Hudson. We agree actually, but in reverse. Daily News columnist Jimmy Breslin used to write about 'low IQ states'. Yeah, well you're the ones who elected an incompetent commie mayor, pal. Whose got the low IQ now?

Which is why various state and local governments trying flush out New Yorkers fleeing The CCP virus is hilarious. In Cape Cod locals want the town to close the bridges. Florida state cops are checking ID at the border. The governor of Rhode Island has called out the National Guard to make door to door checks. It's like the Diary of Ann Frank in Providence.

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