California Hang Your Head in Shame

San Francisco, San Francisco
California hang your head in shame
There's a Speaker from San Francisco
And Pelosi's here name

The market will drop another thousand points today because Nancy Pelosi wants to guarantee abortion funding:

The supposed bipartisanship to help the economic fallout from the Wuhan coronavirus fell apart on Sunday after Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi returned to DC. Coincidence? Probably not because the minute she gets back, shows off her “wishlist,” the Democrats vote no on a bill they negotiated.

Normally we're all far Democrats having abortions, but this is not the time. Tar and Feathers.

We tweeted our own Congressman Tom Malinowski:

@Malinowski staffers, when you’re out of work next January, I could use a proofed and a reader. Message me! #NJ07

— William Stroock (@WStroock) March 23, 2020

We stopped short of asking young female staffers if they could dance, but lord, were we tempted. Were we ever tempted.