Brad Parsale: Heterosexual Extremist

Something called The Lincoln Project aired this ad slamming Trump campaign manager Brad Parscale, and it's the most Alpha Male thing we've ever seen:

This is just another example that @realDonaldTrump is the worst manager America has ever seen. Don, you got conned … by your IT guy. pic.twitter.com/ssO5CERqBu

— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) May 20, 2020

So if we understand the point of this ad, and we think we do, Parscale lives in Miami, drives Ferraris and parties on his yacht with supermodels. Is it us, or does this ad make Parscale seem totally awesome, big, rad 1980's, AWESOME!

Extreme heterosexuality. Parscale's is the greatest bachelor career since Yankees legend Derrek Jeter.* Parscale is living the dream. Not for himself, oh no. But for all of us.

Mein Fuhrer, I mean, Mr. President, the whole point of an attack ad is lost, if you make the target look good.**

And people think Trump is in trouble.

* Ended by marrying and impregnating supermodel and DirecTV genie girl Hannah Davis. 
**Reference.