The Jews did it!

We should probably talk about yesterday's massive and mysterious explosion in Beirut. We're kind of disappointed in ourselves, as watching the footage makes us think we really don't get explosions across on the page.

As far as you know who* we want to believe, we really do. Hezbollah runs weapons through that port**, and you'd really have to be stupid to leave 2,700 tons of ammonium nitrate lying around like that. Or an Arab. But honestly folks, the Israelis usually try to avoid collateral damage, and they're denying involvement. A friend points out that when the Jews do something, they either say the did it, or say nothing.

Anyway our Syrian Christian friend Sara Abed has been posting about the blast, and we've had fun tormenting her commenters with quips like, 'The Jews did it! They killed Jesus too' and leaving funny Netanyahu GIFs. We love it when people respond, 'I know, right? Bastards.'

*Al Yahud, der Juden

**Not anymore! Ha! Don't forget to tip your waitresses, folks.