The Disney + Media Disinformation Matrix

Sometimes we wake up in the morning, get some coffee, turn this thing on and read the various headlines while the Stroocklette's are watching Stuck in the Middle on Disney+, and otherwise have no idea where a post is going. 

We endorse the girls watching Stuck in the Middle. It's a hell of a lot funnier and better produced than Jesse*...

[Yeah but you love Jesse because...-Ed]

Shut up Ed...Stuck in the Middle is just a tweak below Malcom in the Middle* in overall production values. It totes could be a primetime network show. Speaking of why we like watching Jesse...

[Perv-Ed]

...Cerina Vincent as the mom is totally hot, in a very approachable, suburban mom of 7 sort of way.

[Yeah and the fact that she was a model and did one of those stupid 2000's era parody movies completely in the nude had nothing to do with it-Ed]

It's incidental.

Oh, we got Nederland back, the final proof is on the way. That's the proof where we just check that everything is as it should be, no re-read. The MS is being formatted for kindle. At some point one has to say, I've done everything I can to make this novel as good as it can be. It's time to move on. We're terrified.

We're writing up our Matt scenes in The Great Nuclear War of 1975. Readers will follow Matt from the night it all went up to the very end of the book. He's walking from Rhode Island all the way to Indiana to get to his family. This gives us a chance to show a lot of post-nuclear war America through a character readers have a stake in. We might change Matt's name to Brian. 

We sent our post about Junkpedia to Maxim, our editor at Inforos in Moscow. He has quite a sense of humor for a KGB agent. So we tried to join Junkpedia and they are suspicious to say the least. They're tech people are basically like, 'You're just some guy in New Jersey, aren't you.' Aren't we ever. We encourage reader(s) to try to join Junkpedia as well.

Anyway....our 14 year old has a couple of semesters of German under her belt and is annoyed at our insistence that 'Where is the nearest ammunition dump' and 'Burn the village' are part of everyday, conversational German. Speaking of Krauts, she loves The Office, and one Dwight Kurt Shrute is her favorite character. Couldn't be prouder if she learned Der Panzerlied. 

*If you don't like Malcom in the Middle, we don't want you reading this blog.