It's only Tuesday and I've already colluded with Moscow

Gee, call someone a dumb-cunt Nazi-fuckhole and Facebook gets all touchy.

Vaccine Passports is a fight we've already lost. Rather than a complicated ap, this blog suggests issuing people a number and tattooing it on their arm. We know this system has worked before.

Our latest collusion with Russia: 'Joe Biden held his first press conference last Thursday and it went exactly as expected. Taking preapproved questions from friendly reporters and reading off cue cards, Biden promised extensive action on guns, the border crisis and infrastructure among other issues. He stumbled, he rambled, and he wandered off. ‘So, the best way to get something done, if you…if you hold, it near and dear to you, that you…uh, uh, like to be able to, uh - well, anyway.’ The media praised the performance, of course.' Click on through.

The New York Post*, tells us of yet another woman felt up by Killer Andy C. We've lost track of how many that makes. One point though. All these young career go-getters, all these corporate women out there to persist and show the men they can do it to, when confronted by Cuomo just shrunk away and pretended nothing happened like a Madmen era secretary fending off an amorous boss. You go, girl. Feminism failed.

This blog has said over and over again that New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy is no Andrew or Gretchen. Yes he made the same nursing home mistake as Killer Andy C. and yes, we disagree with some of what he's done. But Murphy is no thug and doesn't come off like he's having a great time. NJ.Com tells us: Gov. Phil Murphy announced Monday he is loosening restrictions on outdoor gatherings and capacity limits for New Jersey’s concert and entertainment venues that were put in place to help stop the spread of the coronavirus. Outdoor gathering limits will increase from 25 people to 200 people effective 6 a.m. Friday. At the same time, venues that can seat 2,500 people will be permitted to increase indoor seating capacity to 20%, up from 10%, and outdoor capacity to 30%, up from 15%.' Between Andy, Gavin and Gretchen, maybe Murphy is the least-worse?

The Times of Israel reports: 'New Hope party chief Gideon Sa’ar may join a government led by Yesh Atid party leader Yair Lapid, if Lapid and Yamina chief Naftali Bennett rotate the prime ministership between them, according to a television report Monday.' That's three center and right parties. This is perfectly normal. Stable too. Maybe Bibi should just hang it up? Alternately, maybe these guys should just suck it up and accept Bibi is the PM for as long as he wants. The Israeli press tends to criticize Bibi for not getting it done in the election, but neither have these other guys. Kill the king already.

Though we didn't write much yesterday we had a breakthrough on how we're going about The Final Storm. Each attack sequence will be its own chapter with four or five scenes. We started with Vice President Quayle and his family arriving at Raven Rock.

A reader posted a few ideas yesterday. There is a Boomer in The Final Storm, but it's outfitted with Tomahawks. Yes we know they didn't really do that till the 90s. We have a Soviet missile silo. I a probably doing a scene where American missiliers pop the hatch and come on out in '75. These were not bad ideas. Keep the ideas coming. 

*Paper of record