Fat Grifters and the GOP Leaders that Enable Them (also Russia)

Sorry for the late post. We had a morning meeting with a contact we'll call QNJ about QAnnon efforts here in the Garden State. When the info breaks, you'll know, he told us. QNJ also told us that was all we're allowed to say.

Look at us, doing Russian collusion stuff with an opener in New Jersey: 'Pandemic numbers here in New Jersey are really looking good. Sixty percent of state residents have received at least one vaccine dose. The rate of transmission (any number over 1 means the virus is spreading) plunged all week, settling on .60 by last Friday. The number of people hospitalized dropped below 1,600, the lowest total since November. Governor Murphy’s approval rating, at 58% in an April 1st Monmouth poll, will surely rise. He’s up for reelection this November. In this observer’s own town of Bridgewater, about 30 minutes west of New York City, real estate demand is soaring...'Try to run, try to spy, click on through to the Russian side. That ought to keep the Ruskis from revealing compromising data on us for another week.

In that piece we talk a lot about War Profiteer's Daughter Liz Cheney. Even House leadership is saying they're sick of the bitch. She's finished and is obviously auditioning for Joe Scarborough's job on MSNBC. Defenestrate.

We popped on over to Mark Steyn's this morning and learned that House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy is shacked up with Frank Luntz. I knew it! Fat and skinny went to bed. Fat rolled over and skinny was dead. Ok Luntz is more doughy than fat. We've never trusted McCarthy. We'll take the Jewish Space Laser Lady.

Okay we're again through the first chapter of '76. We've noticed there's a decidedly southern feel to the American parts with stop offs in Louisiana (the NO Canal Cutoff) and Chattanooga (biggest city in the east). We'll just have our man James Cannon swing over to Alabama to see how George Wallace is running things, maybe Georgia to visit Mr. Peanut?