In Which Will Uses Cuomo as an Excuse to Post Girly Pics

So Killer Andy C. is going. Two weeks. We'll believe it when we see it. As the New York Post has pointed out, the three most famous New York politicians* are Elliot Spitzer, Anthony Wiener and Killer Andy C., who is resigning because he's 62 but acted like a shy adolescent around grown women. At least Spitzer was cavorting with prostitutes.**Clay Travis argues that Cuomo may be trying to come back in 2022. Both Elliot Spitzer and Anthony Wiener tried to make a comeback after resigning in disgrace.  As Killer Andy C. gave his speech, he sounded like a Rabbi, WTF? Or at least the Rabbi in Seinfeld.  Lot's of word salad. Jesus, what a cringe fest. Oh, my former homeland. You asked for these people, you voted for these people, and you deserve these people. 

A comment we left on a MINT Press post on US arms being used in Yemen, "Try to see the bright side. We send only our best ordnance to the Middle East. You think we'd drop stuff like that on Afghanistan? In many ways it's a compliment." When someone asked, "What the fuck is wrong with you?" we replied. "Well look at Japan. They must have thought, 'The Americans dropped the A-Bomb on us. That's the Dom Perignon of bombs.' Actually, I would argue that Hamas's use of cheap, home made rockets against Israel rather then super high tech modern munitions is a form of anti-Semitism." Mrs. Stroock and the girls get back on Saturday.

On Monday we called Air Force an adventure, and it is. First the B-17 flies right into the Pearl Harbor raid. The crew makes an emergency landing on Maui, damage a wheel, and get shot at by local Japanese saboteurs. After finally coming in to Hickam Field it's off to Wake. A long, boring flight is made interesting because the American outpost is  hard to find and only the navigator's skill gets them there. After that it's off to the Philippines. Here the crew fights an aerial battle, pilot Quincannon is killed and washout Winacki has to land the Mary Ann on her belly. There's an air raid on Clark field. Then the crew races to get Mary Ann flight ready as Japanese forces close in. The crew shoot there way out. From there it's on to Australia. But wait, there's a gigantic Japanese invasion force.

*This former New Yorker will believe Hillary! was a New Yorker when she can describe the best way to get to Yankee Stadium from Westchester. It's down the Bronx River Parkway to the Botanical Gardens and left onto the Grand Concourse. Proceed East, eventually you'll see the stadium on your right. 'Fact is, I've always been a Yankee fan,' the girl from Illinois once boasted. Yeah, sure. Who's your favorite Yankee? Personally, by decade: Ron Guidry, Dave Winfield (a righty like us), Andy Pettitte, NA. Two Louisiana guys. Brings it back to our grandmother, huh.

**Ashle Dupres, via the New York Post. The following is provided for informational purposes:

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