Will Freelances

Good morning exiled Russians in Helsinki Sweden [That's Finland, you mean Stockholm-Ed] Oh yes. We see you started at this blog's very first post. Okay.

Let's pop on over to the New York Post and see what's happening this morning...Oh my god! We admit that when we went to bed last night we thought Killer Andy C (the man murdered more New Yorkers than Osama bin Laden) was going to survive. But with several Democrat governors and even Joe calling for Andy to resign and the state legislature making noises about impeachment...na. Killer Andy C remains the once a future governor. If you're a Dem you can always ride things out. Just ask Governor Blackie in Virginia. 

You know, reading over the report summary, this sounds exactly like the dumbass stuff we did when we were an idiot 17 year old. Of course Killer Andy C is a grown man. These moves are passive aggressive. They are the actions of a man who lacks confidence. Damn it Andrew, you're the governor of the Empire State. You once had a pretty blonde girlfriend with a great rack and [Now who's acting like a dumbass 17 year old-Ed] act like it. Dinner in the office, candlelight...that'll do it.

Someone contacted us last week about submitting some Pershing pieces to their website. We asked what they were offering. They replied, 'We’re a government agency with no budget to offer compensation for submitted articles, so that’s not on the table, regrettably. What is on offer here is the opportunity to promote your book to the over 200,000 monthly distribution of our newsletter.' This agency is $1.6 million short of its $50 million fundraising goal. We haven't responded yet, we're waiting for the stiff drink we poured ourselves to settle us down a bit, lest we tell these people what we really think.  Fifty million, by the Lords of Kobol.

As the great freelancer Robert Stacy McCain has said, the number one goal of any writer is to get paid. Maxim pays. It's why were working on collusion for him right now. Again, Nightingale Russia, we're not really colluding, just writing newsy articles about what's happening here in America. [How long are you going to continue this Nightingale Russia stuff?-Ed] For as long as I think it's funny. [Strap in, folks. This could last several more weeks-Ed].