Will's Failproof Debt Plan

This blog is aware of the large subsection of MAGA Americans that think Mitch McConnel is a GOPe corporatists sellout. If reader(s) don't understand that Mitch has completely outmaneuvered the Dems on the debt ceiling and budget then they don't understand politics and should look for something else to follow. I know. How about  a spelling bees?*

Cocaine Mitch snorts fat lines through hundred dollar bills and messes with Dems, and he's all out of fat lines.

For the record, this blog supports defaulting on the debt. We're going to have to come to grips with our crippling National Debt sooner or later. Might as well get it over with. That 30 trillion isn't real money anyway. The experts predict doom. This blog predicts nothing will happen.

[So how would you payoff the debt, mate?-Ed]

Quad B, that's how.

[Quad B?-Ed]

Yes. Balance the Budget on the Back of the Boomer. We'd cut a hundred billion bucks from social security and another hundred billion from Medicare, follow on with a hundred billion cut to Medicaid and wrap it up with a hundred billion cut to the defense budget. 

[But the military...-Ed?]

...is bloated and top heavy. Worried about the military being underfunded? Well, just don't deploy it. There. Done. Prediction, the new Ford Class Aircraft Carrier will be a massive bust and boondoggle.

After that we'd slap a debt tax on gas as well as subway and bus metro cards so the urbanite feels the pain just the same as an American. We'll tax all purchases of entertainment, downloads, movie tickets, etc. [Know your class enemies?-Ed] That's right. We'll tax capital gains as total income, not a separate item. Sorry, no more 20% on your stock options (that's another tax that falls heavily on the Boomer). 

[You really don't like Boomers, do you?-Ed]

Who does?

*If you don't get that reference, stop reading this blog, Huckleberry.